Today is Friday, marking a week since we’ve been in the UK.
We’re celebrating by taking the Eurostar to Paris. Because we packed way too
much stuff the underground wasn’t an option, so we had to take a cab – both
slower and more expensive. But it does let you off right in front of the door
you need to go in at St Pancras station (avoid the temptation to call it St
Pancreas, as you won’t be able to stop doing it. Also be sure you’re
pronouncing it Snt, as there’s no discernable vowel sound in there).
Being the kind of travelers we are we arrived at the station
and went through the minimal security screen over an hour before the train was
scheduled to depart. Also being the kind of traveler I am I somehow managed to
get my suitcase in a part of the turnstile that prevented it opening.
Fortunately there was someone there to help me through. Once we got to the
waiting room, Dave went to buy a water and came back with a newspaper as well,
since it’s cheaper to buy both than just one. It was full of fascinating news,
including a piece on a new drug that may be prescribed for women who drink two
glasses of wine a day, and another on how the Argentinians are furious with
Jeremy Clarkson for driving a car with license plates that may or may not have
been an allusion to the Falklands war.
(The following section was written on the train, so it’s
primarily in the present tense) Eventually our train was called and we made our
way up the escalator and on to the train. We are in standard premier, which
means we have a nice table between us, and also that we had a light lunch
(cheese and a couscous salad). Our seats were on the side of the train
that only has 1 seat, which was nice.
Unfortunately there was a very screamy child sitting right behind me. Back in
the day when I had a eurail pass and was travelling all over Europe, trains were
the place to pull out the Let’s Go! book to read about your destination and
make plans, so that’s what I did. The train goes very very fast (Dave’s phone
GPS had us at 177 mph) and is very quiet, but feels like an airplane in heavy
turbulence. We both missed the Chunnel – it was very short and near the start
of the journey. Now we’re whipping through the French countryside on our way to
Paris. Dave tells me we arrive I 15 minutes – it is a two hour ride and has
just flown by. Another side note on the train is that there was free wine with
lunch, and that they have little tiny coke cans. (Train section ends)
The trip went by very fast, and then we were in the Paris
Gare du Nord. As Dave pointed out, this is our biggest shift yet – changing
countries, currencies, outlet shapes and language. We’ve both been kind of
nervous about it. Fortunately the sign for “taxi” is the same in French, and
the line for taxis was very obvious – and very long. But it moved pretty
quickly and soon we were ensconced in our own Paris taxicab. We drove forever,
but at least we’re on the right side of the road. We finally got to our hotel
and I was a little disappointed, because it’s basically on a tiny side street
surrounded by apartment buildings. We got checked in and unpacked, and then
went down to the front desk to make some rezzies. We got a dinner reservation
for tonight, and made one for tomorrow night on our own. The one for tomorrow night
required printing out our own tickets, which meant using the hotel’s computer
and its French keyboard, which (among other things) has A and Q reversed and
the @ sign in a very strange place. We both remained calm and saw the funny
side, so it was not a bad time. Then we headed out to find the restaurant and
learn to use the metro.
So it turns out that yes, our hotel is on a quiet side
street surrounded by apartments, but once you get off our quiet side street you
are right down among ‘em. We’re very close to the Montparnasse metro stop, and
there are restaurants & shopping everywhere. We loved walking around and
seeing things, and the metro was quite easy to figure out. We took it to the Eiffel
Tower stop and walked around a little, but we needed to get back for
dinner. The restaurant was called Le
Rousseau, and as far as I could tell we were the only Americans there, and two
of a very few non-French speakers. We’d asked how to say “we have a reservation”
in French, so when we got to the restaurant Dave did, and the whole night they
would all come over and talk very fast in French and watch our faces get all confused
and then laugh and say it in English. They did, however, give us menus that had
been translated into English.
Well, mostly translated. We didn’t order the starter simply
called “pork products”, and my duck confit was called very crispy duck. My
gratinated mussels were scrumptious, even though they came in an escargot plate
which made me nervous. Dave had octopus with dry sausages, also yummy. For his
main dish he had the largest portion of beef tartare I have ever seen. When he’d
ordered it, the server had said to him, “You know…?” just to check that he knew
what he was ordering. She also recommended wonderful wines – a Bordeaux for
him, a Chinon (Cab Franc) for me – that paired perfectly with our mains. When
it came time for dessert, our other waiter would not take no for an answer from
me and kept reciting all the desserts – crème brulee, mouuse au chocolat,
charlotte, etc, etc. If I weren’t happily married, it would have been the
perfect seduction scene. As it was, I resisted his advances and had un café.
Dave had a chocolate sundae with pistachio ice cream. It was wonderful.
Then we waddled back to our hotel and our room, our first
that doesn’t look immediately into a blank wall. It looks across a courtyard
into another row of windows, but at least we can see the sky. And it has a
shower curtain that goes all the way across the tub. We are sure liking it here
in Paris.
a) more couscous, please! b) I love that in France they call the highspeed train in the chunnel "the TGV" which stands for Tres Grandes Vitesses. Which means Very Big Speeds. Which is hysterical and true. c) I am, as Ben says the kids all say, "totes jells" that you are there. Wake up so you can do and write more about it and make me even more totes jells. xo to you
ReplyDeleteWhat Joan said, with questions: is there a bidet in your bathroom? What arrondissement are you in? Why are you afraid of escargot? Tote JELLS.
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