It’s Tuesday today, at least I think it is. It all runs
together a little. The alarm went off at 7:30 and we got up and moved furniture
a little to make space for us to go through the modified day 2 of BodyFit, even
though both of us wanted to go back to sleep. Afterwards we got cleaned up and
went down for the extensive included breakfast buffet. I didn’t find out you
could get oatmeal until too late, but we both got filled up. I like the yogurt
here and in Ireland better than home.
We had so much fun with the hopper bus in Ireland that we
decided to do it here (tickets conveniently available at the concierge desk),
but I’m not sure that was the best thing. The city is much bigger and more
congested, so we spent an hour on the bus and didn’t really see too many sights
– mostly expensive houses and places to shop. By the time we got to St Paul’s
my zephyrhillis had flared up, so we got off the bus and toured the cathedral.
The best part was the climb to the top of the dome, which is over 1,000 steps
and has the most amazing view. It starts with a wide, shallow spiral staircase
with wooden treads, then moves to stone treads, and finally a series of spiral
staircases made of iron. One you get to the top, the walkway is narrow and the
railing is old, so we both alternated between being blown away by the view and
having panic attacks about the height. We’ll return to those feelings later
today. Both of us preferred the climb up to the climb down. The former is just
tiring, the latter adds in the fear of falling. But we made it safely to the
bottom with no mishaps. We visited the toilets there several times, because the
ladies’ room won the Loo of the Year award. I kid you not – there is such an
award, and it won it. I didn’t find it all that spectacular, although it is the
only place we’ve found that has paper towels for drying your hands as well as
the ubiquitous blowers.
By the time we got down I was starving. We’d come up Fleet
Street on the bus and the tour guide had said there were good pubs on it, so we
headed back that way. I wanted pie, and the first pub we came to didn’t have
any, so we continued on. The second one we came to was called Punch, and it
advertised a large gin selection as well as “award winning pies”. So we went in
and it was perfect. For one thing, we were the only non-locals as far as I
could tell. For another thing they had DoomBar beer on draft, which is named
after Dave (his nickname is Doom) and which I really liked. Also the food was
good, it was quiet, and the peas were tasty. It was a nice break in the day.
One odd thing was they had a TV turned to BBC news (that’s not odd), and in the
corner of the screen was someone repeating everything in sign language. It’s
like closed-captioning, only not as useful to the general population.
Our plan was to get back on the bus and head to Westminster
Abbey, but after we’d waited for the bus a while we realized we needed to get
there in less than an hour, so we popped back on to the tube. We got off Bank,
which shows on the map as connecting to Monument. It does, but it’s a 5 or 10
minute walk underground, up and down stairs and escalators and along moving
walkways. It’s really an experience of its own. Also during the journey there
were some places where this signs said “keep left”, and others where they said “keep
right”, and others where you could walk on either side, so you needed to stay
alert. We eventually got there, and then got off at Westminster, which has 6 separate
exits, covering most of a city block. Fortunately the signage was excellent –
as it has been everywhere in London – and we made our way to exit 6, navigated
the street crossings, and made our way to the Abbey.
One of our favorite movies is called Holy Matrimony, and it
has a scene where Monty Woolley, playing our hero, climbs into the organ loft
and begins crying. He is dragged ignominiously out of the Abbey, and when he is
rescued from the clutches of the police by Alice (played by Gracie Fields), the
police tell her that he was ‘owlin’ like an ‘ound in the Abbey. So Dave and I
had agreed not to howl. At the entrance they convinced us to take the audio
tour devices, where you punch in the number of what you are standing in front
of and they talk to you about it. It is very time consuming and more
information than we wanted, and after 9 or 10 stops we had both had enough. We
continued the tour in blissful ignorance of the burial dates. Many famous
people are buried there, but our favorite is the stone for John Harrison,
inventor of the Harrison clock, which is marked with the longitude of the
stone. This made us laugh. Dave stood on Sir Isaac Newton, and we both walked
over several composers, who, one assumes, have now decomposed. They also have
signs for toilets which do not exist and therefore will never win loo of the
year.
Interestingly, exit 1 of the Westminster tube stop is for
the London Eye, which was our next stop. The other concierge, whose name
escapes me, had told us he didn’t recommend it, but we were determined. We
payed a little extra to get the fast track tickets, which work the same way
they do in Disneyland – you basically just walk on to the ride.
And quite a
ride it is! It’s like a huge Ferris wheel with pods attached. The engineering
of it is astonishing. Each of the pods holds 20 or so people, and they have two
tracks around them that rotate so that the pods stay in the same position as
wheel goes around. The views are spectacular (it’s higher than the dome of St
Paul’s by quite a bit) and the weather couldn’t have been nicer – about 70 and
mostly sunny. It moves very slowly and smoothly, so there’s no swooping feeling
in the belly, but it is very high up, so we did have that conflict of emotions
again. For me, more on the way up than the way down, which makes no logical
sense – it’s just as far down no matter which way you’re travelling. It moves
so slowly that they generally don’t stop it to let people on and off – it’s
less jarring than stepping off an escalator. Especially an escalator in a tube
station with billions of people behind you.
By this time it was almost 5, and we were ready to head
home. We found the Waterloo station and tubed back to Victoria, our home
station, where once again my Oyster card didn’t work at the exit. But this time
I just ignored it, and we went back to the hotel. I did some writing and Dave
did some researching, which is how it goes. The pub lunch at Punch was huge, so
we didn’t want an elaborate dinner, and we needed to leave by 6:45 for Covent
Garden, so we just ate at the bar in the hotel – it’s not great food, but it is
good enough.
Here’s what about Covent Garden Station: the platform is 15
stories (almost 200 steps) below the street. There are signs everywhere telling
you that the elevators are faster, and to only use the stairs in emergencies.
It’s possible that if we hadn’t already done 2,000 steps (counting all the tube
transfers) Dave would have wanted to see if it was true, but as it was we were
happy to queue up for the elevator, which holds quite a lot of people so we
didn’t wait long at all.
Once we got to the top, we had a short, slightly tense time
of not being able to figure out how to get where we were going. We had gotten started
a little later than we’d planned, and Dave’s iPhone was sensing the stress and
refusing to cooperate. Eventually I asked one of the pedicab drivers, who tried
to intimidate me into taking a ride instead of just telling me where to go. I
gave him my best “don’t sass your mother” stare, and he caved.
We got to the Lyceum in plenty of time and our seats were
pretty good. The show was Lion King, and we loved it. The audience was about
1/3 kids, 1/3 parents, and 1/3 adults who just wanted to see the show. The set
and costumes were amazing, and unlike the Coaster Theater in Cannon Beach
(which we love, don’t get me wrong!) everybody in the production could sing and
act. My favorite was the rhinoceros, although there was also a zebra (say zebra,
not zeebra) who could really move. Also the cheetah – “never mind the head
growing out of my hind end, I’m a cheetah”. They’d put in a couple topical
moments – they even had “Let it Go” from Frozen – and it was just a super
enjoyable evening.
Getting home we knew Covent Garden would be closed (it is
exit only until November), but I’d seen the signs for the Leicester Square
station while we were looking for the Lyceum, so it was an easy trip there. We got
to the platform and a train had just pulled up so we walked right on, same
thing at Green Park for the second train, so we were back before we knew it,
and my card even worked at the exit. Up
to our room, more writing for me, more researching for Dave, and that’s the end
of our first (very) full day in London. If you’ve read this far,
congratulations! I’m hoping to do and write less tomorrow.
This one's for you, Tim. |